Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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