I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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