I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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