Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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