Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I DEMAND FORESKIN
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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