Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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