I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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