do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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