Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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