don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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