It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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