3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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