HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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