So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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