I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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