Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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