Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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