Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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