last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just high enough for therapy.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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