whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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