My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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