During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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