no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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