You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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