come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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