I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My vagina is very pro this idea
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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