found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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