Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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