in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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