We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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