i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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