I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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