You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
BRING THE BAGELS
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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