Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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