Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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