No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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