He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i drank out of a bidet.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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