talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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