I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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