I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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