I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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