K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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