She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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