im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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