susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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