I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize