1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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