i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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