I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
