My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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