MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Randomize