Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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