I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Randomize
