hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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