have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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