Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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